Monday, February 28, 2011

Infinite Gray

Man. Everything is gray today. The sky, the remaining snow, the dirty ice, other stuff.

If today's temperature could be described as a color it would be gray.

At least its better than yesterday's forecast predicted. Today was supposed to be filled with ice pellets. I'm not even sure what that is. Isn't that just hail? Whatever, weather.

No youtube video today. Instead, an artistic interpretation of today's weather that I made in Microsoft Paint:

Friday, February 25, 2011

I Agree With The Texan

It's snowing again. This joke is getting old, weather.

Here's a guy from Texas in snow:

He's so right. This IS poo.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Thanks A Lot, Weather

Well it seems as if it snowed during the night. This morning everything is melting a little. It is a sloppy mess. My Uggs are ruined. Thanks a lot, weather.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011


Usually, sevens are good.

The Seventh Inning Stretch. 007. Seven Costanza. 7th Heaven. Half of 7-Eleven.

Seven is not good when it is the temperature.

This morning, the temperature is seven.

And it is still icy.

One more line of text.

Now this post has seven lines. Seven.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Still Cold. Argh.

Now the sun is out.

But wind, snow, and ice remain.

Weather, what the hell?

Monday, February 21, 2011

Seriously, Weather?

All the snow JUST melted. And now it is back.

This is me talking about the weather:

So unhappy.

Today's weather makes me feel: ANGRY :(

If today's weather was a song it would be: "Fuck You" by Cee Lo Green. In the music video, the weather would see me riding around town with the girl I love (played by sunshine and clear sidewalks) and it'd like "fuck you" and then it would snow.

Very mature, weather. Very mature.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Full Moon, Beware

In addition to today's weather, I'd like to provide a safety tip.

There is a full moon tonight, so beware. You don't want to be like the people from London. All my readers from the UK (you know who you are) know what I'm talking about.

Sunshine Friday

Today is excellent. Reasons:

1) It is Friday.

2) It is sunny.

3) The temperature is pleasant.

Enjoy this song featuring the sun.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Chance of Rain - 20%

Today's temperature is pleasant enough. I was slightly too warm in my t-shirt and jacket. So there's that.

However, yesterday's sunshine has been stolen. Chance of rain today is 20%.

Also, to mourn today's loss of sunshine:

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Weather Made A Decision

And it decided to be glorious. Just went to lunch, WITH MY JACKET UNZIPPED.

Make A Decision, Weather

Today's weather is confusing. It doesn't totally hurt to be outside, but sidewalks are still treacherous with ice. File this one under "weather isn't real".

If today's weather was a professional athlete, it would (obviously) be Brett Favre. Or Bron Bron.

Weather advice for the rest of the day: Winter jacket. Don't be fooled by the not-awful temperature. When the wind hits it can be cold. Also, we're still in the Six Months of Michigan Gray Skies. So water exists in the atmosphere. Chance of precipitation? 20%.


Dawn of an Era

Well well well, internet. It seems that there are still some people out there not completely aware of how far I am willing to take a joke or how much free time I have.

So here we are. Check back often not only for weather, but for life guidance.

Current weather: no idea. Can’t really see outside right now, but I think it’s dark.

Tonight’s moon phase: waxing gibbous.

This is the approximate level of analysis you can expect to find here:

Tuesday, February 15, 2011


It’s an ongoing, ever-changing, perpetual motion machine. Right now, it’s kinda sunny. But it’s not warm. Tomorrow, it could be cloudy and really warm. Did that just blow your mind?

Ground (and Weather) Rules

1) The First Rule of Twunderground is don’t talk about Twunderground.

2) is the only source for weather-related information. Any mention of other weather sources will not be tolerated.

3) I am not a weather expert. I just have a passion for weather. I cannot be blamed for misjudging the weather or giving incorrect predictions.

4) The bulk of my methodology involves observation. Normally, I stare out of the window (sometimes longingly, sometimes in anger). This is how I “collect data.”

5) “Analysis” of “data” involves me making a witty comment. Sometimes, these comments may seem not so funny, but they are. Think about it.

Any questions? Post ‘em in the comments section.


This blog will be all about the weather. This includes, but is not limited to, recent weather activities, what it looks like outside, what it feels like outside, and whether you (yes, YOU!) should wear a jacket at any given moment.