Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Lions

So there's that saying about how March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.

Yeah well that saying is bullshit. I went outside today. Everything is just ice. It's ridiculous.

I did some research on this. The scholars at the Wikipedia Institute provide the following map:

The green is where lions live (not counting zoos). Coincidentally, the green is where ice doesn't live.

In conclusion, it is still cold and icy and I'm not happy about it.
Posted by Mike Toomey at 9:03 AM

3 comments:

  1. Tom ChurchMarch 1, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    Best use of your time ever.

    Totally worth it for me. I'm also willing to donate 5 cents to keep this site ad free, since that is approximately how much ad revenue you'll get from me in two years by putting up ads.

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  2. Russell BittmannMarch 1, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    There could be penguins in that area, right?

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  3. Russell BittmannMarch 2, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    The weather does not take a sick day.

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