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Hello, Franklin.

Independent Verification

Mike Toomey liked Jim's status reading "My parents just sent me a text message to tell me that they had just sent me an email. Technology sure is great." on March 16, 2013.

Euphemisms

Today's official weather report is Overcast.

Overcast is a bullshit word. Let's just go ahead and call the weather what it is. Awful.

Its cloudy, its damp, everything is wet. Cars make that really annoying sound as their tires channel water away and grip the road.

Many words can be used to describe today, but overcast is not one of them.

Overcast? Overrated.

Other Butterfly Post

And like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so too does winter become spring.

When does that happen you ask?

The Butterfly Effect

So you know how sometimes something starts off totally sucking and then winds up being ok at the end? Well it happens. Its called "the butterfly effect". That is what today is.

This morning? Terrible. This afternoon? Ok. Sun is out. Temperature is climbing. This are looking up.

If you're like me you're going to be busting out the above ground pool soon. Here's an instructional video teaching you how to make the pool slightly less above ground. (This is called "burying" in Canada) You're welcome.

What A Waste

Today's weather is an absolute waste of a day.

It's cold. It's cloudy. It's windy.

There is nothing good about it.

We are officially in mid-March. The weather should be starting to turn.

Today's weather is such a waste that I'm not even going to come up with anything clever to write.

Here's a video.

Snow.

Seriously not ok, weather.

Some negative outdoor weather.

So, not over weather?

Stop! Nothing outside's wonderful.

Super Notorious Outrageous Whiteboy